I think I'm finally old enough that I need to mature. I'm done not caring about life and not taking anything seriously. I'm done drinking and partying, done with casual sex and drug use. I need to get a hold of my life and start a career, maybe even a family. Time to turn the page on this chapter of my life. Start a new chapter and begin to take life seriously and make something of myself in the eyes of society.
Got through that with a straight face.
Well, I'm 28 and my penis still works, it's not all that bad. I worked this morning/last night and everyone at work got me a card and put money in it (something my boss got mad at because no one put any money in anyone else's bday card...almost $50) and the casino bought us pizza and a bunch of my surrogate asian moms made me cupcakes and cookies, and it made me very uncomfortable.
How do I always end up doing this? Making total strangers love me? I mean, I know I'm awesome, but even people in other departments got me shit. People I don't really know/give two shits about gave me money and bought me beers. There have been a lot of birthdays while I've been there and they're never this big a deal...Maybe it was 'cause the two women that hate me more than anything were on vacation ("Lazy Eye" Terry and Carol the "ugliest woman I've ever seen," she really is) Maybe they just wanted some of my pizza.
Well, off to bed, and then out for drinks tonight...
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