It's almost my bed time, or well past, either way, brevity is today's secret word. I know, I know, hold the applause, just enjoy the respite from my longwinded recountings of nothing.
An old lady told me that is she was fifty years younger she'd teach me a few things...in bed. I told her I hope it wasn't how to knit a blanket. She was quite drunk/taken with me, I was...disturbed, and not a little flattered. This woman was over twice my age, and almost 3x my age, but still she wanted to fuck me. How adorable.
I imagine her vagina would resemble a dried peach, though a little dryer. She did tip me $50.
End Transmission.
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