You ever have a shit so nasty that only a shower would get you completely clean?
I just did. The sheer velocity of the initial, unrepentant blast, startled me. It displaced all of the water in the bowl, shooting it at untested speed towards my virgin rectum.
Then Silence. Calm relief.
Followed by another horrible diffusion of mostly liquid fecal matter, that splattered the bowl's contents all over my ass cheeks. I could feel it dripping from my ass. I could hear it, actually.
Drip..ploop...drip.
I never did get around to that shower.
end transmission.
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
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