I wrote two posts that turned out to be drunken bullshit, this is what I am left with:
Don't piss with the light off, especially in your own bathroom.
Always eat as much as you can when it's free.
Don't tell a girl you love her unless you mean it.
Make sure your boss does not have a myspace account.
end transmission.
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